"I'd like to think that the boring lady who's talking to me now is a lot sexier and more interesting than the one who's doing NPR. You know, studious and reserved, and - I bet you're a lot of fun at a party"
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The line is engineered to destabilize. Calling her “boring” to her face forces a reaction, and the mock-compliment (“I’d like to think…”) lets him keep plausible deniability. He’s performing the classic rock-star power move: reframe the interview as a personal encounter, not a professional one. “Sexier and more interesting” isn’t about her, really; it’s Simmons asserting that “real” authenticity is loud, libidinal, and anti-studious. In that worldview, being “reserved” isn’t maturity or self-control; it’s a kind of cultural failure.
The subtext is also defensive. NPR represents institutions that can domesticate rock into commentary and context. Simmons resists by treating seriousness as a vibe-killer and by sexualizing the interaction to regain control. It’s crude, but calculated: if you’re offended, you’re “NPR.” If you laugh, he’s won you over. Either way, the exchange becomes about his terms, not your questions.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Simmons, Gene. (2026, January 17). I'd like to think that the boring lady who's talking to me now is a lot sexier and more interesting than the one who's doing NPR. You know, studious and reserved, and - I bet you're a lot of fun at a party. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-like-to-think-that-the-boring-lady-whos-55154/
Chicago Style
Simmons, Gene. "I'd like to think that the boring lady who's talking to me now is a lot sexier and more interesting than the one who's doing NPR. You know, studious and reserved, and - I bet you're a lot of fun at a party." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-like-to-think-that-the-boring-lady-whos-55154/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'd like to think that the boring lady who's talking to me now is a lot sexier and more interesting than the one who's doing NPR. You know, studious and reserved, and - I bet you're a lot of fun at a party." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-like-to-think-that-the-boring-lady-whos-55154/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.




