"I'd love to be a saxophonist. I don't know why, but I pretend I'm the saxophonist when I listen to music. I have about as much chance playing the sax as I do learning how to fly"
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The punchline lands because it’s blunt and oddly tender: “about as much chance…as…learning how to fly.” Price chooses an impossibility with a childish clarity, which is exactly the point. The fantasy isn’t delusion; it’s a controlled hallucination, a way to keep longing in play without turning it into a midlife crisis purchase and a stack of lesson books.
Contextually, it fits a writer who’s built a career eavesdropping on ambition, self-mythmaking, and the gap between who people are and who they rehearse being. He’s not mocking the dream; he’s marking the distance. The honesty is the flex: he knows the line between participating in art and pretending you can become it, and he defends the pretend as its own kind of truth.
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| Topic | Music |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Price, Richard. (2026, January 17). I'd love to be a saxophonist. I don't know why, but I pretend I'm the saxophonist when I listen to music. I have about as much chance playing the sax as I do learning how to fly. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-love-to-be-a-saxophonist-i-dont-know-why-but-i-71836/
Chicago Style
Price, Richard. "I'd love to be a saxophonist. I don't know why, but I pretend I'm the saxophonist when I listen to music. I have about as much chance playing the sax as I do learning how to fly." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-love-to-be-a-saxophonist-i-dont-know-why-but-i-71836/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'd love to be a saxophonist. I don't know why, but I pretend I'm the saxophonist when I listen to music. I have about as much chance playing the sax as I do learning how to fly." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-love-to-be-a-saxophonist-i-dont-know-why-but-i-71836/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.
