"I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some time with that guy"
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The line “eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out” reads like a parody of wellness discourse. No hacks, no optimization, no “morning routine” content. Just a narrow, repetitive diet and radical idleness. That simplicity is the point: it’s a fantasy of shrinking life down to something manageable and non-performative, especially for someone whose job is built on being watched, judged, and perpetually “on.”
“I want to spend some time with that guy” is the slyest move here. He doesn’t say “it” or “one,” but “that guy,” granting the koala an easygoing personhood. It’s a buddy-comedy framing that keeps the sentiment from sounding earnest or self-pitying. The subtext: I don’t want a lesson, I want a vibe. Coming from an actor associated with intense, emotionally heavy roles, the joke doubles as image relief - a small, relatable window that says: off-camera, I’m chasing quiet too.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Ventimiglia, Milo. (2026, January 16). I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some time with that guy. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-love-to-hold-a-koala-they-sleep-22-hours-a-day-137095/
Chicago Style
Ventimiglia, Milo. "I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some time with that guy." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-love-to-hold-a-koala-they-sleep-22-hours-a-day-137095/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some time with that guy." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-love-to-hold-a-koala-they-sleep-22-hours-a-day-137095/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.







