"I'd move to Los Angeles if New Zealand and Australia were swallowed up by a tidal wave, if there was a bubonic plague in England and if the continent of Africa disappeared from some Martian attack"
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The subtext is about identity as much as geography. Crowe is a trans-Tasman star who built credibility on rugged seriousness and old-world gravitas; L.A. represents the machine that manufactures celebrity, the town that turns actors into brands. By making the city his final refuge, he performs a kind of anti-Hollywood authenticity: I’m not here because I crave it, I’m here despite it. It’s a defensive posture that also functions as marketing, a way to seem unbought in an industry defined by buying in.
Context matters: this is the era when global stars could work in Hollywood without publicly pledging allegiance to it. Mocking Los Angeles became a sanctioned ritual for outsiders who still benefited from its payroll. Crowe’s hyperbole lets him cash the check while keeping his distance, using catastrophe as a comedic alibi for ambition.
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Crowe, Russell. (n.d.). I'd move to Los Angeles if New Zealand and Australia were swallowed up by a tidal wave, if there was a bubonic plague in England and if the continent of Africa disappeared from some Martian attack. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-move-to-los-angeles-if-new-zealand-and-97370/
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Crowe, Russell. "I'd move to Los Angeles if New Zealand and Australia were swallowed up by a tidal wave, if there was a bubonic plague in England and if the continent of Africa disappeared from some Martian attack." FixQuotes. Accessed February 3, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-move-to-los-angeles-if-new-zealand-and-97370/.
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"I'd move to Los Angeles if New Zealand and Australia were swallowed up by a tidal wave, if there was a bubonic plague in England and if the continent of Africa disappeared from some Martian attack." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-move-to-los-angeles-if-new-zealand-and-97370/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.







