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Daily Inspiration Quote by Russell Crowe

"I'd move to Los Angeles if New Zealand and Australia were swallowed up by a tidal wave, if there was a bubonic plague in England and if the continent of Africa disappeared from some Martian attack"

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Crowe’s apocalypse-ready willingness to relocate to Los Angeles is less a travel preference than a deliberately overcooked insult: he frames L.A. as the last livable option after nature, disease, and aliens have done their worst. The punchline isn’t just that he dislikes the place; it’s that he treats moving there as an act of surrender, a doomsday contingency plan you’d only execute when every other map pin has been erased. That escalation is the engine of the quote: each catastrophe is absurdly outsized, and the rhythm builds a comic pressure that lands on “Los Angeles” like a bruise.

The subtext is about identity as much as geography. Crowe is a trans-Tasman star who built credibility on rugged seriousness and old-world gravitas; L.A. represents the machine that manufactures celebrity, the town that turns actors into brands. By making the city his final refuge, he performs a kind of anti-Hollywood authenticity: I’m not here because I crave it, I’m here despite it. It’s a defensive posture that also functions as marketing, a way to seem unbought in an industry defined by buying in.

Context matters: this is the era when global stars could work in Hollywood without publicly pledging allegiance to it. Mocking Los Angeles became a sanctioned ritual for outsiders who still benefited from its payroll. Crowe’s hyperbole lets him cash the check while keeping his distance, using catastrophe as a comedic alibi for ambition.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Crowe, Russell. (n.d.). I'd move to Los Angeles if New Zealand and Australia were swallowed up by a tidal wave, if there was a bubonic plague in England and if the continent of Africa disappeared from some Martian attack. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-move-to-los-angeles-if-new-zealand-and-97370/

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Crowe, Russell. "I'd move to Los Angeles if New Zealand and Australia were swallowed up by a tidal wave, if there was a bubonic plague in England and if the continent of Africa disappeared from some Martian attack." FixQuotes. Accessed February 3, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-move-to-los-angeles-if-new-zealand-and-97370/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'd move to Los Angeles if New Zealand and Australia were swallowed up by a tidal wave, if there was a bubonic plague in England and if the continent of Africa disappeared from some Martian attack." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-move-to-los-angeles-if-new-zealand-and-97370/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.

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Russell Crowe (born April 7, 1964) is a Actor from Australia.

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