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Life's Pleasures Quote by Albert Brooks

"I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot"

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Brooks takes a reality-TV premise and follows it to the place network television will never go: actual reality. The joke works because it’s engineered as a trap. He starts in the language of the earnest viewer-critic - strip out the “planned show-biz parts,” give us purity, authenticity, the raw experiment. Then he detonates that piety with an image so grotesque it short-circuits the whole authenticity fantasy: hunger so extreme it turns competition into cannibal-adjacent slapstick.

The intent isn’t really to pitch a darker “Survivor.” It’s to expose how carefully managed “unscripted” entertainment is, and how complicit audiences are in demanding it feel both real and safe. Brooks’ line nails the genre’s central con: we want the thrill of deprivation, humiliation, and social collapse, but only within a brightly lit perimeter of medical checks, legal waivers, and edit-bay hero arcs. “The purest form of show business” lands as a reversal - the purest show is the one where the audience’s appetite is the most naked, not the contestants’.

Context matters: Brooks comes out of a comedy tradition that treats mass entertainment as a polite insanity. Early-2000s reality TV sold itself as democratic authenticity while functioning like any other studio product, just cheaper and crueler. The foot is the point: if you really mean “no planned parts,” you’re not asking for truth. You’re asking for spectacle without responsibility, a fantasy where ethics are the first thing voted off the island.

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Brooks, Albert. (2026, January 16). I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-still-like-to-see-survivor-minus-the-planned-136819/

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Brooks, Albert. "I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-still-like-to-see-survivor-minus-the-planned-136819/.

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"I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-still-like-to-see-survivor-minus-the-planned-136819/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.

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Albert Brooks (born July 22, 1947) is a Actor from USA.

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