"I'd worship the ground you walked on, if only you walked in a better neighborhood"
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The intent is pure Wilder: puncture sentimentality before it gets sticky. He lets romance announce itself, then undercuts it with a single practical clause that turns desire into a real-estate evaluation. That’s the subtext: you’re extraordinary, but your world is inconvenient to me. Or sharper: I want you, but not the baggage, the class markers, the risk. The “neighborhood” can be literal (a rough part of town) or social (bad company, messy reputation, the wrong circle). Either way, it frames love as something that needs zoning approval.
As a director who specialized in sophisticated comedies with a hard moral edge (Sunset Blvd., The Apartment, Some Like It Hot), Wilder understood how Americans sell virtue and romance while quietly running cost-benefit analyses. The line works because it exposes that hypocrisy without moralizing. It’s funny, but it’s also a tiny act of cruelty: the beloved is reduced to an address, and the speaker’s worship is revealed as self-protective performance. Wilder’s genius is making the knife look like a compliment.
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Wilder, Billy. (2026, February 18). I'd worship the ground you walked on, if only you walked in a better neighborhood. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-worship-the-ground-you-walked-on-if-only-you-72231/
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"I'd worship the ground you walked on, if only you walked in a better neighborhood." FixQuotes, 18 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-worship-the-ground-you-walked-on-if-only-you-72231/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.








