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Nature & Animals Quote by Will Cuppy

"If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence"

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Cuppy’s joke lands because it punctures a flattering story humans tell about themselves: that our motives are loftier simply because we can narrate them. The line turns on a neat bit of linguistic sleight-of-hand. “Instinct” is the label we slap on animal behavior to make it feel automatic, unthinking, and therefore safely beneath us. “Intelligence,” by contrast, is our preferred badge for the same basic drives once they’re dressed in planning, vocabulary, and self-regard. Cuppy isn’t arguing cats are secretly little professors; he’s mocking the human habit of laundering impulse through rhetoric.

The subtext is skeptical, almost anthropological: our categories are less about describing reality than maintaining a hierarchy. When a cat hoards warmth, stalks food, or defends territory, we reduce it to biology. When we chase comfort, status, or security, we inflate it into strategy, ambition, “rational choice.” That asymmetry is the punchline and the indictment. Cuppy suggests intelligence isn’t always a higher faculty so much as instinct with better PR.

Context matters, too. Writing in the early-to-mid 20th century, Cuppy sat in an era fascinated by Darwinian continuity while still clinging to human exceptionalism. His humor thrives in that tension: science keeps reminding us we’re animals; culture keeps insisting we’re exceptions. By pairing cat and human so casually, he short-circuits dignity and forces a reevaluation of what we mean by “smart” at all. The wit is gentle, but the target is sharp: our vanity, and the convenient words that protect it.

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Cuppy, Will. (2026, January 16). If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-a-cat-does-something-we-call-it-instinct-if-we-117425/

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Cuppy, Will. "If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-a-cat-does-something-we-call-it-instinct-if-we-117425/.

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"If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-a-cat-does-something-we-call-it-instinct-if-we-117425/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Will Cuppy (August 23, 1884 - September 19, 1949) was a Writer from USA.

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