"If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested"
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“Mugged” points to street-level disorder and the conservative promise of protection, punishment, and boundaries. “Arrested” points to the machinery of authority and the liberal suspicion that power, once granted, will be misused. Wolfe’s subtext isn’t that either side is right; it’s that both are reactive. Ideological commitments become coping strategies: fear of crime versus fear of the cops, fear of chaos versus fear of control.
Context matters because Wolfe, as a New Journalist, made a career out of treating American life as theater with consequences. This quip reads like one of his social x-rays: the culture war reduced to two archetypal encounters with violence, one privatized, one bureaucratic. It also lands as a quiet rebuke to moral posturing. If your politics can be changed by a single bad night, maybe the real story isn’t your principles, but which institutions you’ve learned to trust - and which ones have touched you hard enough to make you doubt.
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Wolfe, Tom. (2026, January 16). If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-a-conservative-is-a-liberal-whos-been-mugged-a-96765/
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Wolfe, Tom. "If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-a-conservative-is-a-liberal-whos-been-mugged-a-96765/.
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"If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-a-conservative-is-a-liberal-whos-been-mugged-a-96765/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.







