"If a farmer calls me to a sick animal, he couldn't care less if I were George Bernard Shaw"
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The intent is partly comic, partly moral. Herriot is defending a workmanlike identity against the temptations (and absurdities) of celebrity. The subtext isn’t anti-art; it’s anti-irrelevance. When an animal is suffering and a livelihood is on the line, the social hierarchy that props up “important people” collapses into a single question: can you help?
Context matters: Herriot wrote from mid-century rural veterinary life, a world where money is tight, time is physical, and sentimentality has limits. Farmers are portrayed not as rustic stereotypes but as practical judges, allergic to pretension. The quote also doubles as a quiet rebuke to the writer’s own profession. Literature can make you known, but it doesn’t necessarily make you useful. In Herriot’s universe, usefulness is the highest form of respect, and it’s earned under pressure, not awarded at a distance.
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Herriot, James. (2026, January 18). If a farmer calls me to a sick animal, he couldn't care less if I were George Bernard Shaw. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-a-farmer-calls-me-to-a-sick-animal-he-couldnt-19662/
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Herriot, James. "If a farmer calls me to a sick animal, he couldn't care less if I were George Bernard Shaw." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-a-farmer-calls-me-to-a-sick-animal-he-couldnt-19662/.
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"If a farmer calls me to a sick animal, he couldn't care less if I were George Bernard Shaw." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-a-farmer-calls-me-to-a-sick-animal-he-couldnt-19662/. Accessed 11 Feb. 2026.








