"If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter"
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The self-deprecation (.190, a handful of RBIs) isn’t just humility; it’s a savvy rebranding of failure as content. By saving his production for September, he’s crafting a late-season cameo that can be replayed all winter, turning a brief hot streak into a personal highlight reel. That’s the subtext: in sports, memory and storytelling often outmuscle the stat line. Fans don’t just consume results; they consume anecdotes, slumps, redemption arcs, and the illusion that next year will be different.
Context matters because Uecker’s whole public persona was built on being a marginal player who became an elite raconteur. He’s not punching down on bad athletes; he’s making a living out of admitting he was one, then showing how charisma can outlast performance. The quote also anticipates modern sports media, where a well-timed moment - a clutch hit, a memeable quote, a narrative spike - can create more cultural value than quiet competence. He’s joking about underachieving, but he’s really explaining how sports become stories people carry.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Uecker, Bob. (n.d.). If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-a-guy-hits-300-every-year-what-does-he-have-to-109655/
Chicago Style
Uecker, Bob. "If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter." FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-a-guy-hits-300-every-year-what-does-he-have-to-109655/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-a-guy-hits-300-every-year-what-does-he-have-to-109655/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.




