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Daily Inspiration Quote by Samuel E. Morison

"If a lecturer, he wishes to be heard; if a writer, to be read. He always hopes for a public beyond that of the long-suffering wife"

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Morison lands the punch with the neatest kind of domestic cruelty: the “long-suffering wife” as both literal audience and metaphor for the nearest captive one. The line pretends to diagnose a professional type, but it’s really a sketch of a human itch - the desire for attention disguised as vocation. By splitting “lecturer” and “writer,” he frames communication as performance in two venues: the room and the page. Different mediums, same appetite. The historian’s real subject here isn’t scholarship; it’s vanity with tenure.

The subtext is a quiet indictment of intellectual life’s need for witnesses. A lecturer “wishes to be heard” suggests that being correct isn’t enough; sound must travel. A writer “to be read” implies that publication without reception is a kind of social death. Morison turns this into comedy by dragging it back to the private sphere: the wife as default consumer of half-formed arguments, rehearsed anecdotes, and dinner-table monologues. “Long-suffering” signals endurance, not admiration. She’s not a fanbase; she’s the last person who can’t unsubscribe.

Context matters: Morison belonged to a mid-century, male-dominated academic world where the spouse often functioned as unpaid editor, social secretary, and emotional ballast. The joke rides on that assumption, and it’s dated in a way that reveals its time - the confident masculine entitlement to an audience, and the casual conscription of women into supporting roles.

Still, the line lasts because it names an uncomfortable truth: the scholar’s dream is never just to know. It’s to matter, to strangers, at scale.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Morison, Samuel E. (2026, January 15). If a lecturer, he wishes to be heard; if a writer, to be read. He always hopes for a public beyond that of the long-suffering wife. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-a-lecturer-he-wishes-to-be-heard-if-a-writer-166618/

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Morison, Samuel E. "If a lecturer, he wishes to be heard; if a writer, to be read. He always hopes for a public beyond that of the long-suffering wife." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-a-lecturer-he-wishes-to-be-heard-if-a-writer-166618/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If a lecturer, he wishes to be heard; if a writer, to be read. He always hopes for a public beyond that of the long-suffering wife." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-a-lecturer-he-wishes-to-be-heard-if-a-writer-166618/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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Samuel E. Morison (July 9, 1887 - May 15, 1976) was a Historian from USA.

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