"If a person is not talented enough to be a novelist, not smart enough to be a lawyer, and his hands are too shaky to perform operations, he becomes a journalist"
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The subtext is less about reporters than about Mailer’s lifelong turf war with the press and with “objective” storytelling. Coming up in an era when magazines and newspapers could crown or bury writers, he watched journalism claim moral authority through facts while fiction claimed it through insight. This quip defends the novelist’s higher calling by implying that journalism is merely technical work for people who couldn’t hack the more demanding crafts. That’s also why he drags in surgeons and shaky hands: he’s not just saying journalists lack genius; he’s denying they have skill.
Context matters: Mailer helped popularize (and compete within) New Journalism, the style that blurred reporting with novelistic voice. So the sneer carries a second, cannier edge. It’s gatekeeping. If journalism wants the glamour of literature, Mailer insists it must accept literature’s brutal standards - and its pecking order. The barb isn’t neutral; it’s a power move from a novelist protecting his territory while borrowing the newsroom’s oxygen.
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Mailer, Norman. (2026, January 16). If a person is not talented enough to be a novelist, not smart enough to be a lawyer, and his hands are too shaky to perform operations, he becomes a journalist. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-a-person-is-not-talented-enough-to-be-a-85569/
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Mailer, Norman. "If a person is not talented enough to be a novelist, not smart enough to be a lawyer, and his hands are too shaky to perform operations, he becomes a journalist." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-a-person-is-not-talented-enough-to-be-a-85569/.
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"If a person is not talented enough to be a novelist, not smart enough to be a lawyer, and his hands are too shaky to perform operations, he becomes a journalist." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-a-person-is-not-talented-enough-to-be-a-85569/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.







