"If America had been discovered as many times as I have, no one would remember Columbus"
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The joke is doing two jobs at once. First, it’s Connery’s self-mythmaking, the kind only a star with his specific swagger can pull off without sounding insecure. “Discovered” is show-business code: the moment someone powerful decides you’re real. By claiming he’s been “discovered” endlessly, he’s poking fun at the industry’s tendency to repackage the same person as a “new find” every time the market needs a fresh angle.
Second, it’s a sly jab at the arbitrariness of credit. Columbus didn’t “discover” an empty world; he got written into the dominant narrative. Connery’s exaggeration spotlights that mechanism: memory isn’t a neutral ledger, it’s a story decided by institutions, empires, and media. The line’s charm comes from its doubleness - playful ego wrapped around a serious observation about who gets to be remembered, and why.
In a late-20th-century celebrity context, it also reads as a veteran’s wink: legends aren’t just made by achievement, but by timing, repetition, and whoever controls the spotlight.
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Connery, Sean. (2026, January 16). If America had been discovered as many times as I have, no one would remember Columbus. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-america-had-been-discovered-as-many-times-as-i-83936/
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"If America had been discovered as many times as I have, no one would remember Columbus." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-america-had-been-discovered-as-many-times-as-i-83936/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.









