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Life & Mortality Quote by Stan Laurel

"If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again"

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A funeral is supposed to be the one event where nobody expects you to be “on,” which is exactly why Stan Laurel’s line lands: it hijacks grief with the logic of a gag. The threat is impossible - the dead don’t do follow-up conversations - and that impossibility is the point. Laurel smuggles a demand for levity into the most solemn room we can imagine, then spikes it with the oldest comedian’s weapon: the straight-faced absurdity of taking a figure of speech literally.

The specific intent reads like a final bit of stage direction. Laurel isn’t dismissing death; he’s refusing to let it monopolize the emotional script. As half of Laurel and Hardy, his persona was built on innocence under pressure, the man who looks bewildered while chaos blooms around him. Here, the “long face” becomes a prop, a visual punchline, a tiny piece of physical comedy that turns mourning into a facial expression you can control. The joke is also a comfort: if you’re laughing, you’re participating; you’re with him, not just observing his absence.

Subtext-wise, it’s a backstage note about the bargain entertainers make with the audience. Laurel gave people relief for a living; the line asks for that same mercy in return. It’s affectionate blackmail, but gentle: the threat carries no teeth, only the wish that his exit not become a performance of misery.

Context matters too. Laurel came up in music hall and vaudeville, traditions where sentiment could curdle fast and where a well-timed wisecrack kept things human. The quip isn’t flippancy; it’s a last insistence that comedy is a way of facing the inevitable without surrendering to it.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
Source"If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again" — attributed to Stan Laurel; listed on Wikiquote (Stan Laurel page).
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Laurel, Stan. (2026, January 15). If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-anyone-at-my-funeral-has-a-long-face-ill-never-166688/

Chicago Style
Laurel, Stan. "If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-anyone-at-my-funeral-has-a-long-face-ill-never-166688/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-anyone-at-my-funeral-has-a-long-face-ill-never-166688/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Stan Laurel (June 16, 1890 - February 23, 1965) was a Actor from United Kingdom.

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