"If anyone would have been paying serious attention to my puppet shows, I would have been sent to therapy very young"
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The subtext is about how performance can be a workaround for saying the unsayable. Puppets let a child stage power, anger, fear, desire - all the volatile stuff that doesn’t fit polite family talk. Balaban implies his shows had enough psychological charge that an attentive adult might have recognized a need, or at least a disturbance. Yet the “If anyone” also indicts benign neglect: nobody was watching closely, which is funny until you notice what it suggests about how adults miss the signals they later claim were obvious.
Contextually, coming from an actor, it’s a neat origin myth that avoids sentimentality. It reframes the classic “I always wanted to perform” narrative as “I had to perform,” turning showmanship into coping mechanism. The wit is casual, but the edge is real: art as both symptom and survival strategy, and the uncomfortable possibility that what gets you onstage might have gotten you on a couch first.
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Balaban, Bob. (n.d.). If anyone would have been paying serious attention to my puppet shows, I would have been sent to therapy very young. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-anyone-would-have-been-paying-serious-38711/
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Balaban, Bob. "If anyone would have been paying serious attention to my puppet shows, I would have been sent to therapy very young." FixQuotes. Accessed February 3, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-anyone-would-have-been-paying-serious-38711/.
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"If anyone would have been paying serious attention to my puppet shows, I would have been sent to therapy very young." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-anyone-would-have-been-paying-serious-38711/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.






