"If Attila the Hun were alive today, he'd be a drama critic"
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The line also smuggles in Albee’s lifelong suspicion of comfort. His plays refuse polite consensus; they dare audiences to sit with cruelty, boredom, bad faith, desire. A critic who approaches art as a battlefield gets to write the night’s narrative with imperial certainty: who deserves survival, who gets banished, what counts as “real” theater. Attila becomes a metaphor for the critic’s power to simplify living work into a verdict, and to enjoy that simplification.
Context matters: Albee came up in an American theater ecosystem where reviews could make or break a run, especially for challenging work. The quip reads like gallows humor from someone who has felt that blade. It’s also self-protective wit: if you can laugh at the barbarism, you can keep writing through it - and keep insisting that the stage isn’t a court, even when the critics play judge, jury, and raider.
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Albee, Edward. (2026, January 15). If Attila the Hun were alive today, he'd be a drama critic. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-attila-the-hun-were-alive-today-hed-be-a-drama-10227/
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"If Attila the Hun were alive today, he'd be a drama critic." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-attila-the-hun-were-alive-today-hed-be-a-drama-10227/. Accessed 25 Feb. 2026.







