"If Britney would paint her ass green, I'm sure you could spot green asses all over LA as soon as the word was out"
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The subtext is less about Britney Spears as a person than about Britney as a cultural machine - a brand whose smallest aesthetic choice becomes an instruction manual for everyone downstream. LA is the perfect stage in the punchline: not just a city, but shorthand for an industry built on proximity to attention. Armstrong’s “I’m sure” is doing work, too. It’s not a hypothesis; it’s the weary confidence of someone who’s watched the cycle repeat: idol does something, the market scrambles to replicate it, and individuality gets mass-produced.
Context matters. Coming from a rock musician who built credibility on anti-corporate posture, the jab doubles as self-defense: a way to stake out distance from the pop-industrial complex while admitting its gravitational pull. The intent isn’t a moral lecture; it’s a sneer, delivered as a one-liner, at how taste gets outsourced to whoever has the biggest spotlight - even if the “taste” is literally green paint.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Armstrong, Billie Joe. (2026, January 17). If Britney would paint her ass green, I'm sure you could spot green asses all over LA as soon as the word was out. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-britney-would-paint-her-ass-green-im-sure-you-42838/
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Armstrong, Billie Joe. "If Britney would paint her ass green, I'm sure you could spot green asses all over LA as soon as the word was out." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-britney-would-paint-her-ass-green-im-sure-you-42838/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If Britney would paint her ass green, I'm sure you could spot green asses all over LA as soon as the word was out." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-britney-would-paint-her-ass-green-im-sure-you-42838/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.




