"If every day in the life of a school could be the last day but one, there would be little fault to find with it"
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The intent is satiric, and it’s surgical. He grants the school its best possible framing - perpetual almost-finishedness - then notes it would be hard to complain. The subtext is that ordinary school days invite plenty of complaint; the system’s value is so conditional it requires the psychological trick of imminent liberation to seem good. It’s an economist’s joke disguised as a student’s: incentives matter. People endure drudgery more gladly when the payoff feels near, even if the work itself hasn’t changed.
Contextually, Leacock wrote in an era when schooling was becoming more standardized and disciplined, increasingly tied to producing orderly citizens for industrial modernity. His humor targets that emerging machine: school as managed time, controlled bodies, deferred gratification. The line also catches a familiar truth about institutions that survive on promise. They sell you the future (graduation, adulthood, “real life”) because the present is harder to defend. In that sense, it’s not only about school; it’s about how we learn to accept systems by living for the next almost-finished day.
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Leacock, Stephen. (2026, January 18). If every day in the life of a school could be the last day but one, there would be little fault to find with it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-every-day-in-the-life-of-a-school-could-be-the-1862/
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Leacock, Stephen. "If every day in the life of a school could be the last day but one, there would be little fault to find with it." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-every-day-in-the-life-of-a-school-could-be-the-1862/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If every day in the life of a school could be the last day but one, there would be little fault to find with it." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-every-day-in-the-life-of-a-school-could-be-the-1862/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.







