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"If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions"

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Bradbury’s joke works because it treats politics as a personality type and religion as a branding problem. The punchline isn’t really about God; it’s about how modern ideological labels get lazily mapped onto everything, even the cosmic. By swapping “Commandments” for “Suggestions,” Bradbury compresses a whole culture-war caricature into one clean semantic slide: authority to optionality, obligation to preference, law to lifestyle.

The intent is satirical, but the subtext is sharper than a cheap “liberals are soft” gag. It’s a jab at the way liberalism is imagined, especially in late-20th-century Anglo-American discourse: procedural, nonjudgmental, allergic to moral certainty. Bradbury implies that a certain liberal temperament can’t bear the social cost of saying “thou shalt not” without offering a committee, a caveat, and a feelings check-in. The irony is that liberal societies still run on rules; they just prefer rules that feel like choices. “Suggestions” is funny precisely because it’s so obviously inadequate for governing anything larger than a dinner party.

Context matters: Bradbury comes out of a British literary world attuned to institutional absurdity, postwar disillusionment, and the creeping managerial tone of public life. The gag also nods to a broader anxiety: when moral language gets replaced by therapeutic language, what happens to shared standards? He doesn’t answer; he weaponizes the question, letting the laugh carry the critique.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Bradbury, Malcolm. (2026, January 16). If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-god-had-been-a-liberal-we-wouldnt-have-had-the-118604/

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Bradbury, Malcolm. "If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-god-had-been-a-liberal-we-wouldnt-have-had-the-118604/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-god-had-been-a-liberal-we-wouldnt-have-had-the-118604/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.

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Malcolm Bradbury

Malcolm Bradbury (September 7, 1932 - November 27, 2000) was a Novelist from United Kingdom.

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