"If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him"
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The intent is disciplinary. It’s a warning to players, assistants, and staff: I’m not hiring your resume, I’m hiring your priorities. The subtext is that the ideal worker is always on-call, always sharpening the edge, always thinking one more rep, one more film session, one more recruit. That’s familiar in high-level sports, where margins are tiny and the job quietly metastasizes into a life. Holtz compresses that logic into a folksy, almost comic visual: the enemy isn’t laziness; it’s the mere possibility of a Saturday that doesn’t belong to the program.
Context matters: Holtz is a product of an era when toughness was a management style and “work-life balance” was something you said sarcastically. Read now, it lands differently. It sounds less like motivation and more like a loyalty tax, the kind that burns people out and narrows who can even afford to play the game (the caregiver, the person with a second obligation, the employee who dares to have a self). The line works because it’s so confidently unreasonable: it dares you to argue with a man who’s already decided that joy is a distraction.
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| Topic | Management |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Holtz, Lou. (2026, January 17). If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-hes-got-golf-clubs-in-his-truck-or-a-camper-in-27507/
Chicago Style
Holtz, Lou. "If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-hes-got-golf-clubs-in-his-truck-or-a-camper-in-27507/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-hes-got-golf-clubs-in-his-truck-or-a-camper-in-27507/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.











