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Daily Inspiration Quote by Allison Janney

"If I could stomach the awful part of being a veterinarian, which involves sticking your hand up animals' behinds, I would be a vet"

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Janney’s joke works because it treats aspiration like a taste test: the dream is there, the squeamish reality is the dealbreaker. “If I could stomach” lands as a tidy double-act - emotional endurance and literal nausea - and the line instantly collapses the distance between the romantic idea of helping animals and the unglamorous mechanics of the job. She picks the most notorious, crudely visual task (“sticking your hand up animals’ behinds”) not because it’s the whole profession, but because it’s the punchiest symbol of what we like to edit out when we fantasize about a “meaningful” career.

The subtext is a small, wry confession about work itself: every vocation has its rectal exam. There’s always some undignified, repetitive, or intimate labor that separates admiration from commitment. By naming the gross part out loud, she punctures the polite storytelling we do about jobs - the way we package them into identity statements (“I’d be a vet”) instead of daily practices (“I’d do vet things”). It’s also a sly nod to the actress’s own line of work, which comes with its own behind-the-scenes humiliations: audition rejection, public scrutiny, long hours, the body as tool. The difference is that acting’s “awful part” is easier to keep offstage.

Context matters because Janney’s persona often mixes competence with self-deprecation. The humor isn’t mean; it’s pragmatic. She’s not mocking veterinarians. She’s admitting that admiration is cheap, and vocation is measured by what you’ll do when the work stops being cute.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Janney, Allison. (2026, January 17). If I could stomach the awful part of being a veterinarian, which involves sticking your hand up animals' behinds, I would be a vet. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-could-stomach-the-awful-part-of-being-a-37341/

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Janney, Allison. "If I could stomach the awful part of being a veterinarian, which involves sticking your hand up animals' behinds, I would be a vet." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-could-stomach-the-awful-part-of-being-a-37341/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If I could stomach the awful part of being a veterinarian, which involves sticking your hand up animals' behinds, I would be a vet." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-could-stomach-the-awful-part-of-being-a-37341/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.

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Allison Janney (born November 19, 1960) is a Actress from USA.

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