"If I got paid, it was no more than five dollars a column, and I still think I was overpaid"
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The intent is to puncture two fantasies at once: that the “golden age” of print was lucrative for the rank-and-file, and that suffering automatically sanctifies the work. Schaap’s cynicism is affectionate, not bitter. By insisting he was “overpaid,” he frames early hustling as so inherently rewarding - intellectually, socially, even romantically - that compensation feels almost embarrassing, like charging admission to your own curiosity.
Subtextually, it’s also a prophylactic against ego. Sportswriting in Schaap’s era could drift into celebrity adjacency, where the byline becomes a backstage pass. This line performs credibility: I wasn’t in it for the money; I’m not impressed by my own proximity; I know the job’s absurdities. The five-dollar detail matters because it’s concrete and unglamorous, the opposite of mythmaking.
Context matters, too. Schaap came up when column inches were plentiful and editorial budgets were tight, a period that trained writers to romanticize the grind while normalizing underpayment. Read today, the quip is funny - and faintly damning - a reminder of how often journalism’s sense of calling has been used to justify paying people in prestige instead of cash.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Schaap, Dick. (2026, January 15). If I got paid, it was no more than five dollars a column, and I still think I was overpaid. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-got-paid-it-was-no-more-than-five-dollars-a-145367/
Chicago Style
Schaap, Dick. "If I got paid, it was no more than five dollars a column, and I still think I was overpaid." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-got-paid-it-was-no-more-than-five-dollars-a-145367/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If I got paid, it was no more than five dollars a column, and I still think I was overpaid." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-got-paid-it-was-no-more-than-five-dollars-a-145367/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.



