"If I had a choice about going to a meeting at a studio or changing a nappy, I'd choose the nappy"
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The line works as a piece of cultural triage. Studio meetings often masquerade as progress while producing anxiety, compromise, and a peculiar kind of social theater: everyone signaling authority, taste, and risk-aversion. A nappy, by contrast, is brutally honest. There’s a problem, you fix it, you’re done. Burton’s subtext is that real work - or at least real responsibility - has clarity. The “creative” part of the entertainment machine can be less creative than the domestic task we’re trained to see as menial.
Coming from Burton, a director famous for singular, weirdly personal worlds built inside massive commercial systems, it also reads as self-protection. It’s a way of saying: I’d rather be accountable to a human being than to an apparatus designed to sand down eccentricity. In an era when celebrity fathers are expected to perform sensitivity, the joke still has teeth: he’s not asking for applause, he’s taking a shot at the hollow center of “important” work.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Burton, Tim. (2026, January 16). If I had a choice about going to a meeting at a studio or changing a nappy, I'd choose the nappy. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-had-a-choice-about-going-to-a-meeting-at-a-102692/
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Burton, Tim. "If I had a choice about going to a meeting at a studio or changing a nappy, I'd choose the nappy." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-had-a-choice-about-going-to-a-meeting-at-a-102692/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If I had a choice about going to a meeting at a studio or changing a nappy, I'd choose the nappy." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-had-a-choice-about-going-to-a-meeting-at-a-102692/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.


