"If I had any balls whatsoever, I'd make nothing but Jay and Silent Bob flicks for the rest of my life. However, being a critical whore, I've gotta move on and 'grow' beyond those characters"
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“Critical whore” is the dirtier, more revealing phrase. Smith isn’t only worried about money; he’s worried about being taken seriously by people who never quite wanted to take him seriously. The scare-quoted “grow” exposes the punchline: growth, as the culture sells it, can be a kind of self-betrayal. He’s mocking the idea that maturation means abandoning what made you interesting, as if the only legitimate arc is from juvenile to respectable.
The context is a filmmaker caught between cult intimacy and mainstream legitimacy. Smith came up as an avatar of DIY authenticity, then got measured against auteur expectations he half-believes in and half-despises. The line works because it’s funny, sure, but also because it names the bargain: keep making the thing you love and risk critical dismissal, or chase critical validation and risk losing the point.
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| Topic | Moving On |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Smith, Kevin. (2026, January 17). If I had any balls whatsoever, I'd make nothing but Jay and Silent Bob flicks for the rest of my life. However, being a critical whore, I've gotta move on and 'grow' beyond those characters. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-had-any-balls-whatsoever-id-make-nothing-but-75660/
Chicago Style
Smith, Kevin. "If I had any balls whatsoever, I'd make nothing but Jay and Silent Bob flicks for the rest of my life. However, being a critical whore, I've gotta move on and 'grow' beyond those characters." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-had-any-balls-whatsoever-id-make-nothing-but-75660/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If I had any balls whatsoever, I'd make nothing but Jay and Silent Bob flicks for the rest of my life. However, being a critical whore, I've gotta move on and 'grow' beyond those characters." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-had-any-balls-whatsoever-id-make-nothing-but-75660/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.







