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"If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately"

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There is a particular kind of self-critique that doubles as permission, and Lynda Barry nails it with a line that’s both brutal and oddly protective. “If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately” reads like a joke you tell at your own expense, but the punchline is really about what classrooms reward: compliance, legibility, the ability to look like learning while you’re doing it.

Barry’s work has always been suspicious of “good student” polish. As a cartoonist and teacher of drawing and writing, she champions the messy, private, associative thinking that often looks like daydreaming from the outside. The imagined teacher-version of Barry is the institutional voice: impatient with distraction, allergic to ambiguity, trained to interpret struggle as defiance. The student-version is the artist-in-progress: unformed, nonlinear, hard to grade. That tension is the engine of the line.

The subtext is not simply “I was a difficult kid.” It’s “the system would have misread the very traits that later became my method.” Barry’s comic timing matters here: the hyperbole (“immediately”) makes the cruelty almost slapstick, letting her smuggle a serious indictment past our defenses. It also reframes shame as data. If your younger self would have been expelled, maybe the problem isn’t your mind; maybe it’s the narrowness of what counts as a mind at work.

For anyone who’s felt “too much” or “not the right kind” of smart, the quote functions like a crowbar: prying apart talent from approval.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Barry, Lynda. (2026, January 16). If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-had-had-me-for-a-student-i-would-have-thrown-135720/

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Barry, Lynda. "If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-had-had-me-for-a-student-i-would-have-thrown-135720/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-had-had-me-for-a-student-i-would-have-thrown-135720/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.

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Lynda Barry (born January 2, 1956) is a Cartoonist from USA.

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