"If I had the hand strength to sign autographs for everybody in Kansas City, I would... but its just impossible to get to everyone"
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Kansas City matters here. Hall isn't talking to an abstract fanbase; he's speaking to a specific civic community that treated him like a weekend ritual. In that NFL-era ecosystem, autographs weren't just souvenirs; they were proof of proximity, a small transaction that let fans feel like stakeholders in the spectacle. By saying he'd sign for "everybody", he flatters the city with the fantasy of total reciprocity, then punctures it with reality. The ellipsis does a lot of work: you can hear the calculation mid-sentence, the awareness that any limitation risks sounding ungrateful.
The subtext is the uncomfortable economics of attention. Fans want personalization at scale; athletes are expected to provide it as part of the job description, even when the job already extracts their bodies on Sundays. Hall's framing turns that tension into something palatable: not "I won't", but "I can't". It's a soft refusal that preserves the bond while quietly asserting that the boundary isn't negotiable.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hall, Dante. (2026, January 16). If I had the hand strength to sign autographs for everybody in Kansas City, I would... but its just impossible to get to everyone. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-had-the-hand-strength-to-sign-autographs-for-99801/
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Hall, Dante. "If I had the hand strength to sign autographs for everybody in Kansas City, I would... but its just impossible to get to everyone." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-had-the-hand-strength-to-sign-autographs-for-99801/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If I had the hand strength to sign autographs for everybody in Kansas City, I would... but its just impossible to get to everyone." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-had-the-hand-strength-to-sign-autographs-for-99801/. Accessed 16 Feb. 2026.




