"If I have to climb to heaven on a ladder, I shall decline the invitation"
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As an actress who made a career out of intensity and plainspoken grit (and who navigated an industry that loves to preach virtue while demanding compliance), McCambridge’s joke lands like a boundary. The intent isn’t atheism so much as anti-transaction. She’s side-eyeing the idea that grace is conditional on performance, that worthiness is measured in effort and suffering. The subtext: don’t dress up control as an invitation.
It also reads as a rebuke to self-improvement culture before that term existed. A ladder is aspiration turned into apparatus: hustle with spiritual branding. McCambridge declines not heaven but the petty bureaucracy of getting there. The humor keeps it from sounding bitter; the “invitation” is delicately polite, then instantly punctured. That snap is the point. She’s insisting that any paradise requiring constant climbing isn’t paradise, it’s just another set.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
McCambridge, Mercedes. (2026, January 16). If I have to climb to heaven on a ladder, I shall decline the invitation. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-have-to-climb-to-heaven-on-a-ladder-i-shall-88061/
Chicago Style
McCambridge, Mercedes. "If I have to climb to heaven on a ladder, I shall decline the invitation." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-have-to-climb-to-heaven-on-a-ladder-i-shall-88061/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If I have to climb to heaven on a ladder, I shall decline the invitation." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-have-to-climb-to-heaven-on-a-ladder-i-shall-88061/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.









