"If I leave my computer, I'm probably not going to get back for hours. If I take a few minutes to answer questions and go web surfing, then guilt kicks in and I get back to work"
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Then comes the twist: a little procrastination becomes a productivity hack. Feist isn’t describing discipline as pure willpower; he’s describing it as emotional engineering. He gives himself a controlled dose of the internet, knowing that the real motivator isn’t inspiration but guilt. That’s the subtext: guilt, usually framed as corrosive, becomes a crude but effective metronome. It yanks him back to the page when pleasure starts feeling like theft.
The quote also reads like a snapshot from the early-2000s onward, when “web surfing” became a default micro-escape and writers started competing not just with their own doubt but with endless, low-stakes novelty. Feist’s intent is quietly practical: don’t romanticize the process. If you can’t always summon virtue, rig the system so your vices boomerang into work.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Feist, Raymond E. (2026, January 16). If I leave my computer, I'm probably not going to get back for hours. If I take a few minutes to answer questions and go web surfing, then guilt kicks in and I get back to work. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-leave-my-computer-im-probably-not-going-to-130596/
Chicago Style
Feist, Raymond E. "If I leave my computer, I'm probably not going to get back for hours. If I take a few minutes to answer questions and go web surfing, then guilt kicks in and I get back to work." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-leave-my-computer-im-probably-not-going-to-130596/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If I leave my computer, I'm probably not going to get back for hours. If I take a few minutes to answer questions and go web surfing, then guilt kicks in and I get back to work." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-leave-my-computer-im-probably-not-going-to-130596/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





