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"If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect"

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It lands because it commits the sin it pretends to confess. Ted Turner’s line is a self-own that doubles as a victory lap: the joke is that “humility” is treated like a small accessory he forgot to pack, not a fundamental posture toward other people. By framing arrogance as an almost-solved technical glitch, he performs the very grandiosity he’s winking about. You’re meant to laugh, then notice you’re laughing at a man who’s still telling you he’s perfect.

The intent is classic mogul theater. Turner built his public persona in an era when American business titans weren’t expected to be discreet; they were expected to be larger than life, swaggering on television and in boardrooms, selling confidence as a product. The line reads like an audition for the role of “unapologetic disruptor” before that phrase existed: a way to seem self-aware without surrendering an inch of dominance. It’s humility as branding, not ethics.

The subtext is also defensive. If critics call him egotistical, he gets there first and turns the accusation into entertainment, disarming it. The quip implies: yes, I’m arrogant, but I’m honest about it, and honesty is its own virtue. That sleight of hand matters culturally because it models a type of power-talk that’s only grown louder: the billionaire as lovable rogue, flaws reframed as features, self-critique deployed not to change behavior but to control the narrative.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Turner, Ted. (2026, January 15). If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-only-had-a-little-humility-id-be-perfect-99313/

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Turner, Ted. "If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-only-had-a-little-humility-id-be-perfect-99313/.

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"If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-only-had-a-little-humility-id-be-perfect-99313/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.

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Ted Turner (born November 19, 1938) is a Businessman from USA.

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