"If I read the articles about me, and I didn't know me, I would think I was Satan"
About this Quote
The subtext is self-defense with a knowing smirk. Abramoff isn’t denying what happened; he’s disputing the frame. “Satan” isn’t just bad, it’s metaphysical evil - a way of saying the press has shifted from reporting wrongdoing to staging a morality play. That’s a canny move for someone whose crimes were inseparable from narrative: influence peddling, backroom access, Washington’s velvet-rope corruption. He knows reputations in politics aren’t built on court transcripts but on the story that sticks.
Context matters: Abramoff became a national symbol of K Street rot in the mid-2000s, a shorthand for how lobbying can metastasize into outright fraud and bribery. In that landscape, he’s not merely “a criminal,” he’s a genre: the slick operator who confirms voters’ worst suspicions about governance. His quote tries to pry apart “what I did” from “what you’ve decided I am,” betting that the public, exhausted by caricatures, might entertain the difference.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Abramoff, Jack. (2026, January 17). If I read the articles about me, and I didn't know me, I would think I was Satan. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-read-the-articles-about-me-and-i-didnt-know-54114/
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Abramoff, Jack. "If I read the articles about me, and I didn't know me, I would think I was Satan." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-read-the-articles-about-me-and-i-didnt-know-54114/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If I read the articles about me, and I didn't know me, I would think I was Satan." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-read-the-articles-about-me-and-i-didnt-know-54114/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.





