"If I said to most of the people who auditioned, 'Good job, awesome, well done,' it would have made me actually look and feel ridiculous. It's quite obvious most of the people who turned up for this audition were hopeless"
About this Quote
Notice the sly pivot from “most of the people” to “quite obvious” and finally “hopeless.” He’s not arguing; he’s declaring. “Quite obvious” invokes a shared reality the audience is supposed to recognize instantly, recruiting viewers into his judgment. It’s a rhetorical move that turns critique into consensus: if you disagree, you’re the one out of touch.
Context matters: televised auditions are less a talent search than a morality play about aspiration. Producers need extremes - delusional contestants, improbable standouts, and a judge who can puncture fantasy on cue. Cowell’s phrasing signals an ethic of meritocracy (“hopeless” as a fact, not an insult) while delivering a thrill of superiority to the audience. He makes failure legible, even entertaining, by refusing to soften it.
The intent, then, isn’t simply to be mean. It’s to protect the brand: Cowell as the truth-teller, the show as the antidote to participation-trophy culture, and the viewer as co-conspirator in deciding who deserves the spotlight.
Quote Details
| Topic | Savage |
|---|---|
| Source | Help us find the source |
| Cite |
Citation Formats
APA Style (7th ed.)
Cowell, Simon. (2026, January 17). If I said to most of the people who auditioned, 'Good job, awesome, well done,' it would have made me actually look and feel ridiculous. It's quite obvious most of the people who turned up for this audition were hopeless. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-said-to-most-of-the-people-who-auditioned-58628/
Chicago Style
Cowell, Simon. "If I said to most of the people who auditioned, 'Good job, awesome, well done,' it would have made me actually look and feel ridiculous. It's quite obvious most of the people who turned up for this audition were hopeless." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-said-to-most-of-the-people-who-auditioned-58628/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If I said to most of the people who auditioned, 'Good job, awesome, well done,' it would have made me actually look and feel ridiculous. It's quite obvious most of the people who turned up for this audition were hopeless." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-said-to-most-of-the-people-who-auditioned-58628/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.








