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If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress"

- Will Rogers

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This quote by Will Rogers is a humorous method of expressing his viewpoint on the ineffectiveness of Congress. He is indicating that Congress is so ineffective and inefficient that even if he studied for his entire life, he would not have the ability to develop half the variety of amusing things that happen in one session of Congress. This quote is a way of highlighting the lack of development and productivity that Congress has actually been able to accomplish. It is also a method of revealing his disappointment with the absence of progress and the quantity of time and cash that is squandered in Congress. This quote is a funny way of expressing his viewpoint on the ineffectiveness of Congress and the lack of progress that has actually been made.

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Will Rogers This quote is written / told by Will Rogers between November 4, 1879 and August 15, 1935. He was a famous Actor from USA. The author also have 99 other quotes.

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