"If I talk to a girl, it's assumed that I'm having a scene with her. If I don't, then it's assumed that I'm gay"
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The intent feels defensive but not bitter: he’s trying to expose the absurdity of celebrity gossip and the rigid gender expectations that power it. The subtext is sharper. It’s not only about tabloids; it’s about how masculinity is policed through constant narration. The “scene” language matters: it frames a simple conversation as a dramatic episode, as if women exist in public mainly as romantic evidence. And the casual flip to “assumed that I’m gay” shows how queerness gets used as a punchline or a threat, not as a legitimate identity - a reminder that homophobia often works less by hatred than by lazy insinuation.
Contextually, it fits Khan’s long career being marketed as India’s definitive lover-boy while living under relentless scrutiny. He’s articulating the claustrophobia of public life in a society that craves clean categories: straight heartthrob or suspicious deviation. The joke’s sting is the point.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Khan, Shahrukh. (2026, January 17). If I talk to a girl, it's assumed that I'm having a scene with her. If I don't, then it's assumed that I'm gay. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-talk-to-a-girl-its-assumed-that-im-having-a-63165/
Chicago Style
Khan, Shahrukh. "If I talk to a girl, it's assumed that I'm having a scene with her. If I don't, then it's assumed that I'm gay." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-talk-to-a-girl-its-assumed-that-im-having-a-63165/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If I talk to a girl, it's assumed that I'm having a scene with her. If I don't, then it's assumed that I'm gay." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-talk-to-a-girl-its-assumed-that-im-having-a-63165/. Accessed 17 Feb. 2026.






