"If I were a Roman Catholic, I should turn a heretic, in sheer desperation, because I would rather go to heaven than go to purgatory"
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The line works because it performs confidence as desperation. Spurgeon pretends to be so desperate for heaven that he would choose the one route Catholicism marks as disqualifying. Subtext: the Reformation critique that Catholic soteriology turns assurance into anxiety. Purgatory becomes the symbol of a church that can keep you in suspense - and, historically, keep you paying. Spurgeon is tapping a long memory of indulgence scandals and the Protestant suspicion that Rome profits from uncertainty.
Context matters: Victorian England was thick with anti-Catholic sentiment, and Spurgeon, the “Prince of Preachers,” was a master of crowd-ready polemic. He’s not carefully parsing Catholic doctrine; he’s doing cultural combat. By framing Catholicism as a system that makes even heaven feel less accessible than rebellion, he reinforces a distinctly evangelical promise: salvation as immediate, personal, and unmediated - no waiting room, no clerical tollbooth, no spiritual fine print.
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Spurgeon, Charles. (2026, January 15). If I were a Roman Catholic, I should turn a heretic, in sheer desperation, because I would rather go to heaven than go to purgatory. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-were-a-roman-catholic-i-should-turn-a-14344/
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Spurgeon, Charles. "If I were a Roman Catholic, I should turn a heretic, in sheer desperation, because I would rather go to heaven than go to purgatory." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-were-a-roman-catholic-i-should-turn-a-14344/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If I were a Roman Catholic, I should turn a heretic, in sheer desperation, because I would rather go to heaven than go to purgatory." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-were-a-roman-catholic-i-should-turn-a-14344/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.










