"If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo"
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The “actually” does heavy lifting, separating fame from personhood. Fans don’t love Castellaneta; they love Homer-as-an-idea: lovable incompetence, American appetite, catchphrases that print money. Castellaneta can walk into a room with one of the most famous voices on Earth and still be treated like replaceable labor, not a marquee name. That’s the punchline and the quiet grievance.
“Scripts out the wazoo” keeps it grounded in working-actor vernacular: not awards, not prestige, just steady jobs. It’s a line about access. Hollywood opens doors for bodies it can photograph and sell, not for vocal cords hiding behind animated yellow skin. Voice acting, even at the top, often lives in the shadow economy of celebrity: essential, ubiquitous, and routinely undervalued.
Context matters here because The Simpsons helped invent modern voice-star culture while also obscuring its artisans. Castellaneta’s joke lands because it exposes the industry’s preferred illusion: characters feel real, so the people performing them become ghosts.
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Castellaneta, Dan. (2026, January 17). If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-were-actually-homer-simpson-id-be-getting-53617/
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Castellaneta, Dan. "If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-were-actually-homer-simpson-id-be-getting-53617/.
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"If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-were-actually-homer-simpson-id-be-getting-53617/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.




