"If I were doing something that the Bible condemns, I have two choices. I can straighten up my act, or I can somehow distort and twist and change the meaning of the Bible"
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That’s the rhetorical power here: he collapses centuries of contested reading into a binary of virtue versus bad faith. It’s also a prophylactic against modernity. The Bible becomes not a text in conversation with history, language, and community, but a fixed verdict. Falwell’s repeating verbs (“distort and twist and change”) do the cultural work of caricature, painting reinterpretation as a kind of moral vandalism. The effect is to turn hermeneutics into character assessment: if you disagree, it’s because you want to sin.
Context matters. Falwell rose alongside the Moral Majority and the late-20th-century Christian Right, when fights over abortion, feminism, divorce, homosexuality, and public education turned scripture into a political credential. This quote reads like internal movement discipline: it draws a bright boundary between “faithful” and “compromised,” warning followers against the softening influence of pluralism and liberal theology.
The irony is that Falwell’s own tradition has always interpreted - choosing translations, emphasizing some passages over others, mapping ancient rules onto modern life. The quote works because it denies that inevitability, making obedience feel simple, and dissent feel suspect.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Falwell, Jerry. (2026, January 15). If I were doing something that the Bible condemns, I have two choices. I can straighten up my act, or I can somehow distort and twist and change the meaning of the Bible. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-were-doing-something-that-the-bible-condemns-96538/
Chicago Style
Falwell, Jerry. "If I were doing something that the Bible condemns, I have two choices. I can straighten up my act, or I can somehow distort and twist and change the meaning of the Bible." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-were-doing-something-that-the-bible-condemns-96538/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If I were doing something that the Bible condemns, I have two choices. I can straighten up my act, or I can somehow distort and twist and change the meaning of the Bible." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-were-doing-something-that-the-bible-condemns-96538/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.







