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Daily Inspiration Quote by Wilfrid Laurier

"If I were not French I would choose to be - Scotch"

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A quip like this only works when everyone in the room understands that identity is both destiny and performance. Laurier, a French Canadian prime minister trying to hold together a bilingual, region-splintered country, flatters without surrendering. He leads with the unbudgeable fact of being "French" - not just an ethnicity, but a political position inside Confederation. Then he pivots: if forced to imagine an alternate self, he would choose to be "Scotch", invoking a second founding stock with enormous prestige in Anglophone Canada’s institutions, commerce, and Protestant civic mythology.

The intent is diplomatic jiu-jitsu. Laurier signals: I’m not here to be absorbed; I’m here to belong on equal terms. The line offers Scottishness as the safest compliment because it connotes thrift, seriousness, and imperial competence - traits English Canada liked to claim as the country’s operating manual. By preferring "Scotch" over "English", Laurier also sidesteps the rawest colonial hierarchy. Scots were both insiders and, historically, a people with their own story of union and grievance. That makes the nod feel like kinship rather than capitulation.

Subtext: Canada is not a melting pot; it’s a negotiated contract. Laurier uses humor as a pressure valve, recasting a zero-sum argument about nationhood into a shared wink about admiration. It’s a statesman’s joke with a hard edge: unity requires recognition, not erasure.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Laurier, Wilfrid. (n.d.). If I were not French I would choose to be - Scotch. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-were-not-french-i-would-choose-to-be-scotch-157575/

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Laurier, Wilfrid. "If I were not French I would choose to be - Scotch." FixQuotes. Accessed February 3, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-were-not-french-i-would-choose-to-be-scotch-157575/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If I were not French I would choose to be - Scotch." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-were-not-french-i-would-choose-to-be-scotch-157575/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.

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Wilfrid Laurier

Wilfrid Laurier (November 20, 1841 - February 17, 1919) was a Statesman from Canada.

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