"If I wrote a musical, it wouldn't be about me. Although I do some magic, so it would probably be about a magician who appeared and re-appeared all over the place"
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Harris’s specific intent is to charm and disarm. He positions himself as the kind of performer who can do everything but isn’t needy about it. Yet the detail about “magic” slips in like a card from a sleeve, reminding you he’s not just an actor who sings; he’s a variety-show throwback who can host, tap, vanish, reappear, and still make it feel casual. The “appeared and re-appeared all over the place” line doubles as stagecraft and brand: the man is everywhere, and he knows you’ve noticed.
Context matters: Harris is one of the rare contemporary stars whose fame is built as much on performance versatility as on a single iconic role. Musicals are inherently confessional (the genre turns inner monologue into chorus), so his insistence on not making it autobiographical reads as playful resistance to celebrity narcissism. The subtext is cleaner: even when he claims he won’t make art about himself, he can’t help but make it about the mechanics of appearing - the very job of being famous.
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Harris, Neil Patrick. (2026, February 16). If I wrote a musical, it wouldn't be about me. Although I do some magic, so it would probably be about a magician who appeared and re-appeared all over the place. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-wrote-a-musical-it-wouldnt-be-about-me-124896/
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Harris, Neil Patrick. "If I wrote a musical, it wouldn't be about me. Although I do some magic, so it would probably be about a magician who appeared and re-appeared all over the place." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-wrote-a-musical-it-wouldnt-be-about-me-124896/.
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"If I wrote a musical, it wouldn't be about me. Although I do some magic, so it would probably be about a magician who appeared and re-appeared all over the place." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-wrote-a-musical-it-wouldnt-be-about-me-124896/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.



