"If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up"
About this Quote
The specific intent is to shame a certain kind of public religiosity: faith used as cover for cruelty, power, money, or culture-war spectacle. The line implies that the gap between the Jesus of compassion and the institutions and movements claiming him has become so wide it’s not just disappointing, it’s nauseating. It’s also a clever inversion of reverence. Instead of humanity kneeling before Christ, Christ is rendered helpless before humanity’s pieties and hypocrisies.
As an actor, von Sydow is speaking in character even when he’s not: he makes Jesus a witness, not an abstraction. That’s the subtextual trick. Rather than arguing about whether modern believers are “true Christians,” he imagines the ultimate authority reacting instinctively. The hyperbole (“never stop”) is moral theater, a way to say the problem isn’t isolated scandals; it’s systemic misuse.
Culturally, the quote fits an era when “in his name” has been attached to everything from political domination to abuse cover-ups to consumerist spirituality. It’s less anti-faith than anti-branding: a demand that people stop confusing power with holiness.
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| Topic | God |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Sydow, Max von. (2026, January 13). If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-jesus-came-back-today-and-saw-what-was-going-88723/
Chicago Style
Sydow, Max von. "If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up." FixQuotes. January 13, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-jesus-came-back-today-and-saw-what-was-going-88723/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up." FixQuotes, 13 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-jesus-came-back-today-and-saw-what-was-going-88723/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.




