"If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest jean store and overturn the racks of blue denim"
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The corduroys matter. They signal an older, nerdier, arguably more English kind of nonconformity: textured, unfashionable, faintly academic. Anderson isn’t picturing Christ as a serene moral authority; he’s casting him as an accomplice in petty, symbolic vandalism. That intimacy (“He and I”) recasts religion from distant institution to personal dissent, a move that fits a rock musician’s instinct to reclaim spirituality from the polished apparatus around it.
Contextually, it lands in a late-60s/70s atmosphere where youth identity, consumer choice, and political posture were collapsing into each other. Anderson’s satire targets the market’s genius for turning every gesture into merch. If Jesus returned, the scandal wouldn’t be theology; it would be that even rebellion has become a brand aisle.
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Anderson, Ian. (2026, January 16). If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest jean store and overturn the racks of blue denim. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-jesus-christ-came-back-today-he-and-i-would-132329/
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Anderson, Ian. "If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest jean store and overturn the racks of blue denim." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-jesus-christ-came-back-today-he-and-i-would-132329/.
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"If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest jean store and overturn the racks of blue denim." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-jesus-christ-came-back-today-he-and-i-would-132329/. Accessed 11 Feb. 2026.








