"If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey. He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media"
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Osteen’s Jesus upgrades to air travel and mass media because Osteen’s whole brand depends on collapsing the distance between the sacred and the contemporary. The line isn’t really about transportation; it’s about permission. It reassures a modern believer that visibility, scale, and tech aren’t compromises of faith but its logical extensions. If holiness once arrived humbly on a donkey, Osteen implies, it would now arrive with a boarding pass and a camera crew.
The subtext is a quiet rebuttal to religious suspicion of celebrity culture: the idea that using “the media” is vain, manipulative, or spiritually corrosive. Osteen flips that critique by reframing media as a neutral tool for mission, even a moral obligation in an attention economy. If the message matters, why whisper? The rhetorical move is savvy because it recruits Jesus as the ultimate validator of modern infrastructure and modern marketing without having to argue the ethics of either. You don’t debate the strategy; you accept the premise that Jesus would optimize reach.
Context matters: Osteen rose with televangelism’s evolution into slick, stadium-scale inspiration, where sermons borrow the pacing of talk shows and the aesthetics of self-help. His Christianity emphasizes uplift over indictment, and this quote fits: it sanitizes the conflict between commerce and calling by presenting success as simply effectiveness. Still, the edge is implicit: if Jesus would fly and broadcast, then resistance to those tools can be cast as quaint at best, faithless at worst. The donkey becomes less a symbol of humility than a symbol of failing to adapt.
The subtext is a quiet rebuttal to religious suspicion of celebrity culture: the idea that using “the media” is vain, manipulative, or spiritually corrosive. Osteen flips that critique by reframing media as a neutral tool for mission, even a moral obligation in an attention economy. If the message matters, why whisper? The rhetorical move is savvy because it recruits Jesus as the ultimate validator of modern infrastructure and modern marketing without having to argue the ethics of either. You don’t debate the strategy; you accept the premise that Jesus would optimize reach.
Context matters: Osteen rose with televangelism’s evolution into slick, stadium-scale inspiration, where sermons borrow the pacing of talk shows and the aesthetics of self-help. His Christianity emphasizes uplift over indictment, and this quote fits: it sanitizes the conflict between commerce and calling by presenting success as simply effectiveness. Still, the edge is implicit: if Jesus would fly and broadcast, then resistance to those tools can be cast as quaint at best, faithless at worst. The donkey becomes less a symbol of humility than a symbol of failing to adapt.
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