"If NASCAR racing gets any more exciting, I may not be able to stand it"
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The subtext is less about NASCAR as a sport than about taste and identity. Staubach, an NFL icon associated with a more visibly chaotic kind of action, is marking a boundary: what counts as “real” excitement, what feels repetitive, what reads as spectacle rather than competition. It’s also a wink at the way NASCAR has long been sold to outsiders - loud engines, fast laps, big crashes - as if volume and velocity should automatically translate into drama. His punchline suggests that marketing claim is doing a lot of work.
Context matters because this is a safe kind of cultural critique: delivered by a fellow sports hero, it’s teasing, not a takedown. It lets audiences who don’t “get” NASCAR feel savvy without writing a manifesto, while NASCAR fans can dismiss it as an outsider’s cheap shot. Either way, the quote works because it’s brief, performative, and socially legible: you can laugh and pick a side in the same breath.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Staubach, Roger. (2026, January 16). If NASCAR racing gets any more exciting, I may not be able to stand it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-nascar-racing-gets-any-more-exciting-i-may-not-129027/
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Staubach, Roger. "If NASCAR racing gets any more exciting, I may not be able to stand it." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-nascar-racing-gets-any-more-exciting-i-may-not-129027/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If NASCAR racing gets any more exciting, I may not be able to stand it." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-nascar-racing-gets-any-more-exciting-i-may-not-129027/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.






