"If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized"
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The subtext is class and colonial hierarchy disguised as etiquette critique. “Teach the English how to talk” isn’t about vocabulary; it’s about restraint, humility, and the ability to speak without assuming authority as a birthright. “Teach the Irish how to listen” reads, at first glance, like a familiar stereotype about unruly talkers. Yet coming from an Irishman who made his career in London salons, it also hints at the coercive demand placed on the colonized: listen, comply, absorb the dominant script. Wilde’s twist is that both groups are failing at the very social contract Britain claims to exemplify.
Context matters: Wilde wrote within an era when “Irishness” was routinely caricatured in English culture, while Irish nationalism pressed against imperial confidence. He weaponizes that tension with epigrammatic poise, making “civilized society” sound less like a pinnacle than a conversational adjustment away from collapse.
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Wilde, Oscar. (2026, January 17). If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-one-could-only-teach-the-english-how-to-talk-37149/
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Wilde, Oscar. "If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-one-could-only-teach-the-english-how-to-talk-37149/.
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"If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-one-could-only-teach-the-english-how-to-talk-37149/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.




