"If one were to take the Bible seriously, one would go mad. But to take the Bible seriously, one must be already mad"
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The wit comes from the double bind. The first clause concedes the Bible’s intensity - read straight, it can feel like a fever dream of violence, miracles, and absolute demands. The second clause yanks away the sympathy: if it breaks you, you were predisposed. Crowley turns religious devotion from moral virtue into cognitive pathology. It’s an insult with a pseudo-logical sheen, designed to sound inevitable, not merely rude.
Context matters. Crowley built a career on scandal and counter-religion, styling himself as prophet, magician, and anti-Victorian provocateur. In a culture where biblical literacy was still a badge of respectability, calling literal belief “madness” wasn’t just edgy; it was strategic branding. The subtext is recruitment: if you’re one of the “sane,” you’ll recognize the Bible as a text to be interpreted, played with, or rejected - and you might be ready for Crowley’s alternative canon.
The line also exposes an anxiety: scripture’s authority depends on a certain kind of seriousness. Crowley’s real target is that seriousness itself, the posture of submission.
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| Topic | Bible |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Crowley, Aleister. (2026, February 19). If one were to take the Bible seriously, one would go mad. But to take the Bible seriously, one must be already mad. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-one-were-to-take-the-bible-seriously-one-would-38203/
Chicago Style
Crowley, Aleister. "If one were to take the Bible seriously, one would go mad. But to take the Bible seriously, one must be already mad." FixQuotes. February 19, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-one-were-to-take-the-bible-seriously-one-would-38203/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If one were to take the Bible seriously, one would go mad. But to take the Bible seriously, one must be already mad." FixQuotes, 19 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-one-were-to-take-the-bible-seriously-one-would-38203/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.












