"If people want bells and whistles and all of that, there are bells and whistles available. If they don't want bells and whistles there are places to go where they are not available"
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The subtext is a defense of an older broadcast ethic without sounding nostalgic or scolding. Lehrer doesn’t claim moral superiority for the stripped-down approach; he frames it as a legitimate preference in a crowded marketplace. That’s a journalist’s rhetorical move: pose as a neutral guide while smuggling in a value judgment. The value judgment is clear anyway. “Places to go” suggests a media ecosystem already fragmented, where seriousness has to be sought out, almost like a niche product.
Context matters: Lehrer’s PBS persona was built on calm, procedural credibility, the anti-brand of television news as adrenaline sport. This quote reads as preemptive resistance to the era when news started borrowing entertainment’s pacing and incentives. He’s not denying the demand for spectacle; he’s refusing to let that demand set the standard. The restraint is the point, and the point is that restraint should remain an option.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Lehrer, Jim. (2026, January 15). If people want bells and whistles and all of that, there are bells and whistles available. If they don't want bells and whistles there are places to go where they are not available. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-people-want-bells-and-whistles-and-all-of-that-151757/
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Lehrer, Jim. "If people want bells and whistles and all of that, there are bells and whistles available. If they don't want bells and whistles there are places to go where they are not available." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-people-want-bells-and-whistles-and-all-of-that-151757/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If people want bells and whistles and all of that, there are bells and whistles available. If they don't want bells and whistles there are places to go where they are not available." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-people-want-bells-and-whistles-and-all-of-that-151757/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.







