"If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation"
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The setup is deceptively plain. “If some people didn’t tell you” sketches a familiar type: the compulsive narrator of their own leisure. The punch is the implied alternative reality in which their absence has no measurable impact. Hubbard’s subtext is almost cruelly economical: for a lot of folks, the point of a vacation isn’t rest, it’s being seen as someone who rests. If nobody notices you were gone, then your life, your job, your social circle all kept humming without you - an ego bruise that demands immediate narration.
Context matters. Hubbard wrote in an early 20th-century America where paid leisure was becoming more visible for the middle class, and mass tourism was turning “going away” into a recognizable badge. His journalist’s ear catches a new social ritual: turning private experience into public credential. That makes the line feel oddly contemporary. Swap in today’s “just got back” humblebrag, the photo dump, the airport selfie, and the mechanism is identical: absence is only meaningful when converted into attention.
It’s humor with a barb. Hubbard isn’t shaming travel; he’s mocking the need to narrate it into existence.
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Hubbard, Kin. (2026, January 18). If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-some-people-didnt-tell-you-youd-never-know-17386/
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"If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-some-people-didnt-tell-you-youd-never-know-17386/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.






