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"If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves"

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Adams lands the joke with the casual cruelty of common sense: if someone insists theyre a hedgehog, dont hold a symposium, dont build a bureaucracy, dont validate the fantasy with a grant program. Hand them reality - a mirror, a reference image - and let the mismatch do the work. Its funny because its staged like the most reasonable solution imaginable, the sort of brisk British practicality that pretends not to notice the existential panic its tiptoeing around.

The intent is less about hedgehogs than about identity claims that collapse under the lightest empirical pressure. Adams is needling a very specific human habit: treating every assertion of selfhood as equally authoritative, even when it smuggles in category errors. Mirror versus hedgehog photo is the simplest possible epistemology: compare yourself to the world, then adjust your story. The subtext is pointedly anti-theatrical. It ridicules the modern impulse to outsource inner confusion to external referees - therapists, institutions, public opinion - when sometimes the issue is just delusion meeting a lack of friction.

Contextually, its Adams in peak form: the Hitchhikers sensibility applied to psychology and social policy. His comedy is never just silliness; its a defense mechanism against systems that inflate nonsense into procedure. By making the remedy so low-tech, he punctures the prestige of complicated explanations. The line dares you to laugh, then asks why you needed an expert to tell you that a hedgehog has spines and you do not.

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Adams, Douglas. (2026, January 17). If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-somebody-thinks-theyre-a-hedgehog-presumably-30866/

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Adams, Douglas. "If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-somebody-thinks-theyre-a-hedgehog-presumably-30866/.

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"If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-somebody-thinks-theyre-a-hedgehog-presumably-30866/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.

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Douglas Adams (March 11, 1952 - May 11, 2001) was a Writer from United Kingdom.

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