"If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves"
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The intent is less about hedgehogs than about identity claims that collapse under the lightest empirical pressure. Adams is needling a very specific human habit: treating every assertion of selfhood as equally authoritative, even when it smuggles in category errors. Mirror versus hedgehog photo is the simplest possible epistemology: compare yourself to the world, then adjust your story. The subtext is pointedly anti-theatrical. It ridicules the modern impulse to outsource inner confusion to external referees - therapists, institutions, public opinion - when sometimes the issue is just delusion meeting a lack of friction.
Contextually, its Adams in peak form: the Hitchhikers sensibility applied to psychology and social policy. His comedy is never just silliness; its a defense mechanism against systems that inflate nonsense into procedure. By making the remedy so low-tech, he punctures the prestige of complicated explanations. The line dares you to laugh, then asks why you needed an expert to tell you that a hedgehog has spines and you do not.
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Adams, Douglas. (2026, January 17). If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-somebody-thinks-theyre-a-hedgehog-presumably-30866/
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Adams, Douglas. "If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-somebody-thinks-theyre-a-hedgehog-presumably-30866/.
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"If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-somebody-thinks-theyre-a-hedgehog-presumably-30866/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.










