"If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will"
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The exaggeration does two jobs at once. First, it mocks the tidy confidence of probability talk, the bureaucratic language of “acceptable risk” that always sounds reassuring until you’re the one eating the consequences. Second, it gives listeners permission to trust their lived experience over official optimism. When systems fail, they rarely fail evenly; they fail where attention is lowest and stakes are highest. So the line flatters a certain American pragmatism: the person who double-checks the latch, packs the spare, assumes the worst not because they’re cynical but because they’ve been burned.
There’s also a sly consolation hidden in the gloom. If misfortune is almost scripted, then your bad break isn’t purely personal incompetence; it’s the universe’s crooked bookkeeping. Harvey’s intent is less to depress than to bond. The joke turns anxiety into camaraderie, letting an audience laugh at the relentless sensation that the “maybe” in life so often arrives as “yep.”
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Harvey, Paul. (n.d.). If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-there-is-a-50-50-chance-that-something-can-go-65428/
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Harvey, Paul. "If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will." FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-there-is-a-50-50-chance-that-something-can-go-65428/.
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"If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-there-is-a-50-50-chance-that-something-can-go-65428/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.











