"If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war"
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As an entertainer, Allen isn’t preaching doctrine; he’s puncturing a sales pitch. “Holy war” is branding: two words that recruit young bodies, quiet moral doubts, and turn complex conflicts into a cartoon of good versus evil. His line works like stand-up at its best: a clean setup (“If there is a God”) that disarms believers and skeptics alike, followed by a punchline that exposes the con. That conditional is crucial. Allen doesn’t demand agreement on theology; he demands attention to hypocrisy.
The context is a 20th century saturated with ideological crusades - world wars, Cold War proxy fights, nationalist and sectarian violence - where leaders routinely reached for sacred vocabulary to sanctify the unspeakable. Allen’s subtext is less “religion causes war” than “war loves religion’s halo.” Call it holy, and you preempt scrutiny; call it war, and you admit what it is. His disgust is aimed at the merger: the moment moral language stops restraining violence and starts marketing it.
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Allen, Steve. (2026, January 17). If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-there-is-a-god-the-phrase-that-must-disgust-82171/
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Allen, Steve. "If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-there-is-a-god-the-phrase-that-must-disgust-82171/.
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"If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-there-is-a-god-the-phrase-that-must-disgust-82171/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.








