"If there's anything I'd hate as a son-in-law, it's an actor; and if there's anything I think I'd hate worse than an actor as a son-in-law, it's an English actor"
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The “English” qualifier sharpens the blade. Coming from an Irish-American patriarch who made his way into the upper reaches of American finance and politics, it reads as an old ethnic grudge smuggled into a joke: England as inherited antagonist, plus the suspicion that Englishness arrives with a different accent of entitlement. An “English actor” evokes not only showmanship but polish - a kind of confidence and charm that can disarm a room while remaining socially illegible to the family’s rules.
Context matters: Kennedy wasn’t just a father; he was a builder of a political project. Hollywood was both alluring and dangerous, a machine that turns private life into public narrative. This quip preemptively patrols the border between respectable governance and tabloid theater, even as the Kennedy mythos would later thrive on televised charisma. The irony is that he’s condemning performance while practicing it: using a line engineered to signal toughness, taste, and tribal loyalty in one efficient burst.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Kennedy, Joseph P. (2026, January 18). If there's anything I'd hate as a son-in-law, it's an actor; and if there's anything I think I'd hate worse than an actor as a son-in-law, it's an English actor. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-theres-anything-id-hate-as-a-son-in-law-its-an-5969/
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Kennedy, Joseph P. "If there's anything I'd hate as a son-in-law, it's an actor; and if there's anything I think I'd hate worse than an actor as a son-in-law, it's an English actor." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-theres-anything-id-hate-as-a-son-in-law-its-an-5969/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If there's anything I'd hate as a son-in-law, it's an actor; and if there's anything I think I'd hate worse than an actor as a son-in-law, it's an English actor." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-theres-anything-id-hate-as-a-son-in-law-its-an-5969/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.




